Boyfriend Lifestyle Agreement Contract

Boyfriend Lifestyle Agreement Contract 

By this contract, {Boyfriend} agrees to adhere to {post-iO West Comedy Show Departure Guidelines} set by {superior/girlfriend}, hereafter known as “Queen Beauty,” by the following in exchange for {ever wanting to see boobs again.}. This contract is enforceable by law, and the methods described below will be use in cases of delinquent behavior.

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Joyful things from #DJFaucet. I hope you enjoy watching this as much as we enjoyed making it.

Fun things on the Horizon. Come check out my Sketch Team #DJFaucet on July 5!
misskatie:

GUYS.
My balls to the wall/kickass/silly/dark-as-fuck sketch team, DJ Faucet, is doing a ONE NIGHT ONLY hour long sketch-stravaganza at the Kirk Douglas Theater on July 5th! It starts at 8:00pm and the tickets are only $5.00!
If you live in LA, please try to make it out. We’ve been working so hard and I love making comedy with these folks.
If you don’t live in LA, please pass this along to your friends that do! It’s going to be a really fun show!
You can purchase tickets HERE.
I love you!

Fun things on the Horizon. Come check out my Sketch Team #DJFaucet on July 5!

misskatie:

GUYS.

My balls to the wall/kickass/silly/dark-as-fuck sketch team, DJ Faucet, is doing a ONE NIGHT ONLY hour long sketch-stravaganza at the Kirk Douglas Theater on July 5th! It starts at 8:00pm and the tickets are only $5.00!

If you live in LA, please try to make it out. We’ve been working so hard and I love making comedy with these folks.

If you don’t live in LA, please pass this along to your friends that do! It’s going to be a really fun show!

You can purchase tickets HERE.

I love you!

someoldjokes:

From Conceits, Clinches, Flashes, and Whimzies, 1639. This book is actually contained within a reprint collection, Shakespeare Jest-Books, 1864.

someoldjokes:

From Conceits, Clinches, Flashes, and Whimzies, 1639. This book is actually contained within a reprint collection, Shakespeare Jest-Books, 1864.